i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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