Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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