So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I intend to get homeless drunk
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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