WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
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