: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
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