forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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