U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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