..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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