DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Randomize
