we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Me too!
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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