Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I just spread your mom's ashes with my new girlfriend. I wouldve waited for you to fly home but she was uncomfortable in the house with her remains there. I'll mail you the urn since u handpainted it.
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!?! WTF WE JUST HAD HER FUNERAL 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
This show inspires me to have sex in space
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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