Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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