How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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