Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
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