I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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