i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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