Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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