He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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