She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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