office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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