that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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