Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Randomize
