I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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