U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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