only if we run a train.
done.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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