just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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