did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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