Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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