she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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