so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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