it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
