i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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