I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
too bad you live with your parents still
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
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