THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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