saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
