I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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