I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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