sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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