hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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