Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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