Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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