so explain again why im purple
no
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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