do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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