If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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