Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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