i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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