he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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