tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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