Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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