You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
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