Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
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