jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
There's always time for handjobs
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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