i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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