R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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