What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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